Quoted

“What are you going to do? Hit me with your Bible?”
–Rachel Canlubo

 

“Pump up the pants!”
–Miranda Cosgrove

 

“I don’t see how dipping my Oreo cookie in milk makes it better. All it does is make my milk dirty and my cookie soggy.”
–Laura Limas

 

“He’s so hot he makes the sun look cold.”
–Shirin Dhanani

 

“You know you’re Mormon if you go to a party and someone spikes the punch with Pepsi”

 

“Je ne care pas”
–Laura Limas

 

“Unicorns are fake?!”
–Kestel Penny-Charles

 

“Sivram, give me your sheet so I can give you a beautiful zero”
–Simmin Mahin

 

“It’s a late freaking start.”
–Nabila Esmail

 

“No amount of therapy will ever make this moment ok”
–Timmy Turner

 

“Tissue turns me on”
–Laura Limas

 

“OUR GOAL?? Knock em dead!! Send em packing!!”
– Malkia Almasi

 

“We did go shopping. It was ‘heck’ or Outter Darkness”
– Richard Yin

 

“What a glaukomole”
– Laura Limas

 

[Arielle sang “Pop Goes the Weasel” times a billion…]
“Arielle, STOP! The weasel died already…it popped too many times!”
– Jarom Afu

 

“Would you like to d-d-d-ownload money to the Canadian research society?”
– Kestel Penny-Charles

 

“Yeah, she gets along with everybody, are you kidding?! Ariana goes to church AND hangs out with us!”
– Kanza Tariq

 

“That’s not a banana! It’s a chilly pepper!”
– Nathan Lim
“It’s a ch-ch-chinunky”
-Laura Limas

 

“Of course I’d defend you! That’s what island cousins do in their spare time!”
– Christine Golondrina

 

“If you say the prayer you get blessings…so my husband’s going to be smokin’ hot!”
– Jane Smith

 

“No it’s not, you freak-and-a-half!”
– Shirin Dhanani