Monthly Archives: March 2009
3rd Missionary Assignment
“Learn a short door approach in another language and share it with the class (100 points).” So Jezreel and I went to the church on a Saturday morning during the missionaries english classes. We asked Elder Guevera and Elder Maxfield … Continue reading
Garden
Come to the Garden alone, while the dew is still on the roses… FOR THE GARDEN OF YOUR DAILY LIVING, Plant three rows of PEAS: Peace of Mind Peace of Heart Peace of Soul Plant four rows of SQUASH: … Continue reading
Words of Wisdom
The most destructive habit: Worry The greatest joy: Giving The greatest loss: Loss of Self-Respect The most satisfying work: Helping Others The ugliest personality trait: Selfishness The most endangered species: Dedicated Leaders Our greatest natural resource: Our Youth The greatest … Continue reading
19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
*19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity* 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over … Continue reading
10 Most Stupid Things People Ask
*10 Most Stupid Things Always Asked* 1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends… Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here? Answer: Don’t you know? I sell tickets in the black market over here. 2. In the … Continue reading
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